ENGINEERING CONVERSIONS
 [contributed by Pamela Cooper]


  Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo pi



  2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton



  1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope


  Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond



  Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram



  Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong



  365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year



  16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling


  Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon


  1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz


  Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower


  Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line. (think about it for a
  moment)



  453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake



  1 million microphones: 1 megaphone



  1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles



  2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)


  10 cards: 1 decacards



  1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton


  1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen



  1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche



  1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin



  10 rations: 1 decoration



  100 rations: 1 C-ration



  2 monograms: 1 diagram



  8 nickels: 2 paradigms



  3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:
     1 I.V. League



  100 Senators: Not 1 decision