Punny Thing Happened On My Way To The Outhouse
was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
no pun in ten did.
Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the
it sank, proving once and for all, that you can't have your kayak,
heat it too.
boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the
of two weevils.
you hear about the Yogi who refused his dentist's Novocaine during
canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the
discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour,
manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?"
asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess
boasting in an open foyer."
woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a
in Egypt and was named "Amal." The other went to a family in Spain,
they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to
mom. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished
also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responded, "But they are twins.
you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a
florist shop to raise the money. Everyone liked to buy flowers from
men of God, but the rival florist across town thought the competition
unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He
back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his
to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the toughest and most
thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars
trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close their
Terrified, they did so - thereby proving... are you ready for this?!
you sure?... that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
[forwarded by Marina Shilo]