are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun
is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only
if there is a light from within."
- Author Unknown
"I awake in the morning,
torn between a desire to save the world,
and a desire to savor the world.
That makes it hard to plan the day."
- E.H. White
- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)
1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to
the end of his chain and gag himself.
4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
6. A penny saved is a government oversight.
7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and
your fat are really good friends.
9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
10. He who hesitates is probably right.
11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- Robert Crumb
of a dog, books are man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx
is not a mirror to reflect reality,
but a hammer with which to shape it."
-- Bertolt Brecht
whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and
thus clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an endless series
of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
-- H.L. Mencken
- Albert Einstein
"Monotheism breeds fanatical anthropocentrism,
which eventually destroys Earth."
(The Prophet Isaiah, as channelled by Barbara Hand Clow in The Pleiadian Agenda)
"Where there is secrecy, there is no truth;
where there is no truth, there is no justice;
where there is no justice, there is no freedom."
COULD HAVE HAD NIETZSCHE BUT THEY SETTLED FOR HITLER."
- David Bowie
Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have. Government contains impure ingredients - as anybody who's looked at Congress can tell you... Government should be against the law. Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.
"Universe is plural at minimum
- R. Buckminster Fuller
- Albert Einstein
- Catherine Aird
"The future is beyond knowing, but the present is beyond belief."
- Joan Baez
By that famous fellow, Anonymous:
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy;
Other times I let him sleep.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
-- Lily Tomlin
- Bumper Sticker
THINGS I WISH I HAD SAID (contributed by Antara)
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Back off! You're standing in my aura.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
I'm not tense,
just terribly, terribly alert.
Earth is full. Go home.
"It's far too late for anything
but magick, as the future is clearly up for grabs."
- Antero Alli
I MAY NOT FOLLOW
DON'T WALK BEHIND ME
I MAY NOT LEAD
WALK BESIDE ME
AND JUST BE MY FRIEND.
-- Richard Rosen
can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
reason why worry kills more people than work is that
contributed by Andy Mann
(aka The Protestant Work Ethic)
"If you can
spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly
is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."
is the thief of time."
I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up."
you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
contributed by Andy Mann
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