We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where :) means a smile and :(
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(
respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
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"*o.o*" "*o.
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'o"
"o
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*o
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'o
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\o/
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--0--
o
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/o\
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'ooo.
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,,,,,oo"o
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"""""" oo """""
.o
'o
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'o
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[forwarded by A. Rees]