Greetings from the Heart of the Earth
Salutations from the Mind of the Sun
And now, Labies & Genitalmen...

Born in the Year of the Red Rhythmic
          Moon
tHe   MooN
~ Established 31 January 1999 ~



The Cozmik Hyperzoon, editor
 Random Factor, roving reporter (retired)


Contributors
Jean Hudon, Sheradon Bryce, C.D. Hoit, Paul Colby, Moon, Harmonix Forum, Valum Votan, Aluna Joy Yaxk'in, Susan Ferguson, Arlene Rees, Gerardus, Gerald Lopez, Vernon Emuang, Rehman Rashid, Aldous Huxley, R. Buckminster Fuller, Amir Muhammad, Raymond Mardyks, Roan Carratu, Terry Kok, Latif Kamaluddin, Choi Lai Ngan, Reinald Döbel, Belle, Kevin Riddle, Richard Alan Miller, Antares, Antara Davis, Steven Hanauer, Gillian MacBeth-Louthan, Ken Kalb, Azrina Mohd Yusof, Ronnie Goon, Piet Croes, Jesse Hang, Wingmakers, Phil Chapman, Sabri Zain, Sheldon Nidle, Arundhati Roy, Phil & Sue Wheaton, Vadim Nemirovsky, Sir Laurence Gardner, Jangchub Dolma, Vernon Cornelius, Neena Yao, Marina Shilo, Mark Grant, Rory Winter, Valerie Lew, Grace Chin, Christel, Adriana Yamane, Nick Sandberg, Alessandra Da Pra, Sha'Tara, Elfinstein, Sue Harchand, Judy Mezen, Karen Rose, Shanthini Venugopal, Anthony Wayne, Dr Amir Farid, Lawrence Newell, Roy Hilbinger, Lat, Denise Freeman, Anne Louis, Katharine Mieszkowski, Rev. Mike Young, Denis Hewett, Pamela Cooper, Art Rosenblum, James Lo, Captain Z, Fidel Castro, Hari Ho, Wani Muthiah, Shantini Rajaratnam, Joanne Chin, Natasha R, Christo, Emanar Alaya, Sharan Sidhu, M. Lakshmi, Sharen Aslan, Adam Yeo, Chandni Dwarka, Melita Rogelj, Suzanne Lee, Robertino Solarion, John Mirehiel, Don Harkins, Bettye J. Cates,
More Contributions Welcome



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LOONY STUFF
SERIOUS STUFF
LITERARY STUFF
JUST 'STUFF'
INAUGURAL PAGE
TIBETAN TIDBITS
MEDITATION ON THE MOON by Aldous Huxley
BELATED EDITORIAL
THE ULTIMATE 
VIAGRA JOKE
1999: YEAR OF GALACTIC ACCELERATION
CONCRETOCEPTUAL POEMS 
by Latif Kamaluddin
PAUL COLBY'S PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
WEIRDO JOKES
A MESSAGE FROM ARCTURIAN MINISTER VALUM VOTAN
HOW OLD IS A RIVER?
by Rehman Rashid
AN INVITATION TO ELFLAND from Terry Kok
HOW TO GET FILTHY RICH
THE SEVENTH SUN
~ Mayan Year 10 Manik
Gerald Lopez on MANHOOD
QUOTES ABOUT MEN 
& WOMEN
MALAYSIAN ELECTION SPECIAL ~ Poster by Antares
The Political Consequences of 
CHILD ABUSE
by Alice Miller
THE TYRANNY OF PIGS (Animal Farm revisited) 
by Amir Muhammad
GOOD LUCK, MR GORSKY!
~ A Confirmed True Report
"DEAR TECHNICAL SUPPORT PERSON"
REALM OF THE RING LORDS ~
Sir Laurence Gardner
DEPROGRAM YOURSELF
by Antares (with Full
Money Back Guarantee!)
ASSICONS
WAGSTER'S DICTIONARY
THE THREE CHRISTS
(from VOYAGERS II by Ashayana Deane)
FIREFLIES ~ an allegorical short story by 
Chief Jesse Hang
CORPORATE ASSETS ~
A Survey
THE VAN GOGH
FAMILY TREE
BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION OF THE THIRD EYE 
by Richard Alan Miller
CIRCUS ALLEY ~ a Proustian long story by 
Chief Jesse Hang
FREE MAP OF THE UNIVERSE
HAIKU FOR WINDOWS
THE METTA SUTRA ~ A powerful affirmation from the Tibetan tradition
COMPASSION ~ a poem by the angels for the angels!
THE FACE OF THE DEVIL (WARNING:  NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!)
RELATIONSHIPS in the AQUARIAN AGE by Tom Tomorrow
IF I COULD CHANGE YOUR MIND ~ sermon by
Rev. Mike Young
Excerpts from MOTH BALLS 
~ anti-poems by Antares
MAN WITH ENORMOUS COCK  ~ Absolutely Unbelievable!
HOW EASTER EGGS ARE MADE ~ Photo Essay
 A TIMELY MESSAGE FROM 
JANGCHUB DOLMA
  SONG OF THE DRAGON
~ An excerpt from 
Tanah Tujuh by Antares
 WINGS 
~ digital art by Emanar
DOG LOVERS 
~ Sirius Humor!
COSMIC STARGATE Part One ~ by Steven Hanauer 
  HOME OF RAINBOWS
~ from Tanah Tujuh
by Antares
THE LIBERTY MANIFESTO
by P.J. O'Rourke
CUTESY CANINE CAPERS
(for Dog Lovers only!)
COSMIC STARGATE Part Two ~ by Steven Hanauer
  HOT HEAVENLY HORNBILLS 
~ by Antares
FRACTAL ART
USEFUL BITS OF 
SITCOM DIALOGUE
UPDATE from the SPIRITUAL HIERARCHY & the 
GALACTIC FEDERATION 
~ Sheldon Nidle
TWO PRAYERS
by Antares
PAST LIVES REVISITED
- AND HEALED!
by Antares
THE INCURABLE DR M ~ a 1984 pictorial essay 
by S. Licin
THE GREATER COMMON GOOD ~ Arundhati Roy on India's Dam Tragedy
  TALKING THE NOT-SO-NEW AGE BLUES
~ an epic poem by Antares
  CROSS DRESSING, ANYONE? or "My Religious Beliefs" by Antares
 THE MADHOUSE 
ANSWERING MACHINE
CORPORATE POWER vs 
A PEOPLE'S AGENDA
by Phil & Sue Wheaton
A MOOD POEM [IN PROSE]
by James Lo
CHINESE PROVERBS
~ by Kungfu-shu
REALLY NASTY FEMINIST JOKES
THE 'JESUS' MYSTERY
by Antares
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED ~ 
by Amir Muhammad
QUOTES FROM 11-YEAR-OLD
SCIENCE EXAMS
CYBER-FUNNIES:
Wedded Bliss, Fishy Bizniz, etc.
THE QUANTUM NEWSLETTER 
(June 1999)
~ G. MacBeth-Louthan
SHAKTI POEMS 
by Arlene Rees
HOW TO MEET GOD
MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA  ~
An Illustrated Guide to 'Isms'
by Antares
THE ECLIPSE OF THE MILLENNIUM
~ by Ken Kalb
 THE FIG LEAF SYNDROME 
~ Antares
WEIRD THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
ON AN ISLAND
AUGUST 1999: 
CELESTIAL EVENTS
WHY I LIKE JEWS ~ 
by Amir Muhammad
VEGETARIAN PORN
THE BEST REASONS EVER FOR NOT EXERCISING
 DREAM BECOMES NIGHTMARE ~ Antares
A JUICY FEMINIST PRAYER
by Rob Brezsny
NERD PORN
4 LESSONS FROM THE CORPORATE WORLD
RECENT CROP CIRCLES
LEWD LIMERICKS
KIDDIE PORN
A PUNNY THING HAPPENED ON MY WAY TO THE OUTHOUSE
VAÇLAV HAVEL'S Y2K MESSAGE
MY HOLIDAY ~ by Neena Yao (aged 10)
DR MOREAU'S DELIGHTFUL DAUGHTERS
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES!
ABOUT TIME ~ 12:60 vs 13:20
CURTAINS OF TIME
a poem by Antara
A GALLERY OF MALAYSIAN SIGNS
HOW MEN GET THEIR LOOKS
ARCHONS OF DESTINY
~ by Robertino Solarion
HOW TO SAVE THE EARTH 
IN 10 MINUTES
ALTERNATIVE 
MICROSOFT OPTIONS
 THE QUEEN MUM'S 
100TH BIRTHDAY
HOW TO BE A TEACHER
~ Ramala
MALAISEA: A Political & 
Social Update
THE ULTIMATE URL
SO YOU THINK YOU'RE 
HAVING A ROUGH TIME
'BYE, TERENCE MCKENNA,
SEE YOU AGAIN!'
A CONCISE ADAMIC HISTORY 
~ by Antares
Quotations from
GREAT THINKERS OF OUR TIME
A NEW KEY FOR YOUR KEYBOARD
EARTH RIDE ~ by Unknown
DEBUNKING DE LIGHT
~ Antares
THREE IMAGES OF THE DIVINE
LAPTOP VERSION OF 'NEW KEY'
HOLOGRAM UNIVERSE
BEST NINETIES NOVELS
(Capsule reviews by Antares)
BAWDYPAINT ZODIAC
~ Pictorial ~
 GOD HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE
BLUEPRINT FOR A PRISON PLANET ~ by Nick Sandberg
POETRY FROM 5A
(A Writing Exercise by
Students of  LICT)
LEVELS OF IMAGINATION ~ 
by 'Vector Four'
 WISECRACKS
DYING TO TRANSFORM
~ essay by Sha'Tara
PROVERBS FOR THE 
NEW MILLENNIUM
THE BLUEPRINT & MISSION OF THE ONE STAR
  SECRETS OF LIFE
 THE NEXUS
by Sha'Tara
A BUSHMAN STORY
~ Karen Rose
ANIMAL PAINTINGS
DEEP THOUGHTS
OPERATION CLOUDBUSTER
& THE MARS RECORDS
THE GIFT OF FIRE
~ Karen Rose
PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG 
CRACK ADDICT
STAR WARS REVISITED
~ Mark Parisi
THE IMMORTAL TEACHINGS OF THE FLOWER OF LIFE
WHY WE HAVE COME
~ a poem by Troy Skeels
DESIGNER TOILETS 
~ 2001 RANGE
 THE WACKY WEB 
~ Cartoons by Christo
 A MODERN MYSTERY SCHOOL: WHO CALLED OFF THE APOCALYPSE?
ODE TO LUSTY LOVE AND THE SWEET LIQUORS OF YOUTH 
~ by Captain Z
NUDE POWER!
LINCOLN & KENNEDY
REVISITED
GOOD MEDICINE
(Thanks, Latok!)
 THE PUSSY GALLERY
(For Dogs Only)
   BOOBS OF THE WORLD 
(Adults Only!)
HIGHER BEING ~ feature on Huston Smith by
Katharine Mieszkowski
UNITY IS PLURAL
~ by Antares
ORGASMOMETER
A comparison of male & 
female responses
SIGN LANGUAGE
FIDEL CASTRO: VALENTINE'S DAY ADDRESS
THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
~ by Antares
REGISTERING YOUR MILITARY AIRCRAFT ONLINE
BLONDE JOKES
FIDEL CASTRO SPEAKS 
TO THE U.N.
UNDERSTANDING ASCENSION
~by Antares
ENGINEERING CONVERSIONS
GEORGE of the JUNGLE
goes to the WHITE HOUSE
THE INNER TECHNOLOGY OF ART: Making Public the Private ~ by Antares
PAEDO, NECRO & COPROPHILIA
~ by Antares
CYNICS' CORNER:
CLASSIC COMEBACK LINES
WORST ANALOGIES 
EVER WRITTEN
THE FULLER PERSPECTIVE
~ by Antares
CONTEMPLATING ETERNITY
~ by Antares
SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING
SOCCER ALL-STARS
& their Doppelgangers
Meetings With The Remarkable 
R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER
~ by Antares
HORACE TAN'S HORRIBLE SKIN CONDITION ~ by Antares
  RAINBOW FAMILY ALBUM 
~ A Pictorial Glimpse of 
Magick River Denizens
AMAZON GALLERY
Great Dates for Guys Who Love Muscular Gals
ETHICS ~ 1973 poem 
by R. Buckminster Fuller
THE BEGINNING NEVER ENDS
~ by Antares
THE MATRIX 
~ WHAT IS IT?
WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOBS ~ No Kidding!
BUCKYQUOTES from
Critical Path
  THE POET AND THE PENDULUM ~ by Antares
 2003: TIME TO COME CLEAN! (Belated "New Year" Message from Antares)
 VISUAL IRONIES
THE 9-11 CONSPIRACY
TO HIJACK THE EARTH!
  A CONCISE BUT ACCURATE & COMPREHENSIVE ACCOUNT OF THE UNIVERSE ~ by Antares
OPEN LETTER TO HOMO SAPS from Antares
OPTICAL ILLUSIONS
WTC COLLAPSE: 
THE HIDDEN AGENDA
  I THANK THEE EACH DAY, CHARLES FORT ~ by Antares
MAGICKfest 2002 REPORT
 TAK BOLEH BOGEL (NO NUDITY)!
 AN OPEN LETTER TO
GEORGE W. BUSH
APSARAS ~ a poem by Rehman Rashid
MAGICK REVEL 2003
~ Online Pictorial
AN OPEN LETTER TO
AKMAL ABDULLAH
(Deputy editor of Berita Harian)

 EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CIA BUT WERE AFRAID TO FIND OUT...
ORION'S PENIS 
~ by Rehman Rashid
COSMIC COOKIES
courtesy of Gerardus

 TWO YEARS LATER: WHERE IS YUGOSLAVIA?
EGO ~ an essay 
by Robert A. Russell
 RAINFOREST WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL 2002

DARK INTRIGUES IN SCENIC PLACES  ~  Report from Pertak Villag
THE PANTHEIST MANIFESTO ~ by Antares
RAINFOREST WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL 2003

MERDEKA MUSINGS 
~ by Antares
HARMONIC CONCORDANCE 2003

MONKEY YEAR GIBBERINGS 
~ by Antares
PAX ANTARES
HARMONIC CONCORDANCE SERMON 
~ by Bettye Cates

TRICK OR TREAT
Saying Hallo to Changes on Halloween ~ by Antares
HARMONIC CONCORDANCE
ASTROLOGY ASPECTS 
~ by Bettye Cates

THE STORY THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TOLD ~ by The Magdalene
THE CONVERSION 
OF ANTARES
(A True Love Story)



A QUESTION OF SCALE



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