Jim
runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, hollering for help. The vet
rushes him back to an examination room, examines the limp body and after
a few moments, tells Jim that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
Jim,
clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The
vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts it down next
to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking
and sniffing the dog and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The
vet says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."
Jim
is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. So the vet brings in
a black Lab, the Lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally
looks at the vet and barks. The vet shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry,
but the Lab thinks your dog is dead too."
Poor
Jim, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much
he owes.
The
vet answers, "$650."
"$650
to tell me my dog is dead?"
exclaims
the man.
"Well,"
the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis.
The
additional $600 was for the Cat scan
and
Lab tests."
[Forwarded
by Piet Croes ~ ARF! ARF!]
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