runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, hollering for help. The vet
rushes him back to an examination room, examines the limp body and after
a few moments, tells Jim that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts it down next
to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking
and sniffing the dog and finally looks at the vet and meows.
vet says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."
is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. So the vet brings in
a black Lab, the Lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally
looks at the vet and barks. The vet shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry,
but the Lab thinks your dog is dead too."
Jim, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much
vet answers, "$650."
to tell me my dog is dead?"
the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis.
additional $600 was for the Cat scan
by Piet Croes ~ ARF! ARF!]
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