>Click here to see a draft of The Platform. Feel free to send comments or suggestions; I'll consider them. If you like the
 idea of electing someone who's out of the "mainstream," tell the media and your friends that you're on my team. If you're
 a Republican or Democrat, but tired of the same old song, then why not help me get the nomination of your party? (I want
 both of them--all of them, actually. So this applies if you're a member of the Libertarian or Vegetarian Party too. Write me
 in!) I've been "President of Everything" since 1974, so I'm making my fourth run for this "local office" partly in celebration
 of 25 years of service as The Big Enchilada. I think it's about time we had a President with a sense of humor AND a sense
 of honor.
 
 

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