This page contributed by my #1 daughter Moon who forwarded it. I don't know who originated it,
but I hope he or she will stand up & take a bow at the 1999 ASCII Awards!
 
 
Subject:  Breasts
 
 
(o)(o) 
 perfect breasts
( + )( + )  
fake silicone breasts
(*)(*)
         high nipple breasts
(@)(@)   
big nipple breasts
 o o    
a cups
 { O }{ O } 
 d cups
 (oYo)   
wonder bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ )  
cold breasts
 (o)(O)   
  lopsided breasts
(Q)(O) 
 pierced breasts
(p)(p) 
       hanging tassels breasts
\o/\o/  
Grandma's breasts
(  -  )(  -  ) 
flat against the shower door breasts
   |o||o|   
        android breasts
 
  And God created woman and she had 3 breasts.  He then asked the
  woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
 
  She replied,  "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?"
 
  And so it was done, and it was good.
 
  Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in
  her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
 
  And God created man.
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