After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.  Among them were:

His obnoxious brother...............................Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt .....................................Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes..........................Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store.......Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....................U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white..........Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois............................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle..................................Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin..................................Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother..........Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach .................Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle ..............................Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt...........................Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle................................Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst............................E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin.............................Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking................Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew............................Po Gogh
A sister who loved disco............................Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van......Winnie Bay Gogh
 

[contributed by Sheradon Bryce]